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Saint Elmo’s Fire print now available

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you (well maybe not give) Saint Elmo!

Saint Elmo is the patron saint of Sanity. He is the protector
of mental health and your happy thoughts. Saint Elmo frightens
away the evil demons and devils that infect your brain and fill
you with the overwhelming urge to sit in a chair, rock back and forth
talking to yourself, and fling poo. How does he do this you ask? Well
isn’t it obvious, he has the amazing ability to breathe Fire and scare
the shit out of them Dummy!

You can have your own Saint Elmo by clicking on his sacred image,
or visiting my store page. Don’t remain unprotected, pick yours up today!